Disclaimer: By posting the clip below, I am not endorsing some of the language used (see: f-bomb) or the rather shocking concluding statement. If you are easily offended by off-color humor, please do not hit play.
But, somehow, Sarah Silverman heard about Jesus' message in last Sunday's Gospel:
P.S. I would't sell the whole Vatican, maybe just some paintings and sculpture.
Back in the 'Burgh, Bishop Zubik has already done something similar.