Memo to P.B.: Post-slammer, move to New Hampshire.
“The question is, why don’t people bear arms these days,” said William Kostric, when asked why he came to welcome President Obama to Portsmouth, N.H., on Tuesday with a protest sign and a loaded handgun strapped to his thigh. This turned out to be completely legal under New Hampshire law.
There's even an arena football team in Manchester (the "Wolves"). Bet they could use a good wide receiver.